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Most mascots are people hiding underneath a costume, but Timber Joey of the Portland Timbers is just himself. Inheriting a storied position as the lumberjack who slices a log after each Timbers goal, Timber Joey doesn't have to pretend to be anything, which might make him the best mascot of all.
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